What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

MEET THE LARPERS!

Shipping will take however long I feel like. Fuck you

Some fuckin' apple

$0.83 1/2

Shipping: 1 billion dollars

This industry standard, grade-4 Premium, Artisanal Apple Product Can be yours for a low price!
I uhmm uhhhhhh.... I found this apple in the forest I think

I'm sorry for what I said in the first popup. I hope you can forgive me.

The blue larpmeister

5 blue dollars

Shipping: 1 billion dollars

He thinks he's so damn cool and special being blue, doesn't he? What a douche....

Erm.... Guawkward!!

The classic larpmeister

$80085

Shipping: 1 billion dollars

The iconic, purple larper... he started it all!.... it's all his fault.

Are you free next Saturday?

The 'Nanner

9 maybe 8 probably

Shipping: 1 billion dollars

Found in an ancient egyptian glory hole 5000 years ago, this 'Nanner will be sure to make your life a fortuitous happenstance.